Today I’m starting high school where boys are turned to men. I packed my sword and shield, we don’t use paper and pen. Everyone’s a jock here. We don’t have Spartan nerds! The weedy kids were left to die as breakfast for the birds. We’re taught to love a fight. We’re taught not to be meek. And if we’re good they feed us three square meals every week. Let’s go fighting now! Fighting is exciting now! Rocking at the Spartan school!
+favourite horrible histories songs