me: forgets i'm wearing eyeliner
me: rubs eyelid
me: who the hell is bucky
*character shows signs of possible attraction to more than one gender*
me: omg what if they're bi??
straight people: what if they're GAY?
straight people: what if they're STRAIGHT with an EXCEPTION?
straight people: what if they are a COLLECTIVE of SIXTEEN FISH imitating HUMAN ATTRACTION PATTERNS as a part of their DEVIOUS DISGUISE?