"My poor mother

begged for a sheep

but raised a wolf.”

// for girls with razor sharp claws and golden rings adorned on their fingers; the scrapes on your knees from praying ooze time and time again, but it doesn’t matter, no, it doesn’t matter because you no longer weep for your wounds. you do not weep because you are stronger than that. you are the wolf hidden among the sheep. [listen[how todownload]



i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed



Projectdisney: Friday: Favorite Magical Being


A masterpost by tumblr user thepawneesun

Season One

Pilot // Canvassing // The Reporter // Boys’ Club // The Banquet // Rock Show

Season Two

Pawnee Zoo // The Stakeout // Beauty Pageant // Practice Date // Sister City // Kaboom // Greg Pikitis // Ron and Tammy // The Camel // Hunting Trip // Tom’s Divorce // Christmas Scandal // The Set Up // Leslie’s House  // Sweetums // Galentine’s Day // Woman of the Year // The Possum // Park Safety // Summer Catalog // 94 Meetings // Telethon // The Master Plan // Freddy Spaghetti

Season Three

Go Big or Go Home // Flu Season // Time Capsule // Ron & Tammy: Part 2 // Media Blitz // Indianapolis // Harvest Festival // Camping // April and Andy’s Fancy Party // Soulmates // Jerry’s Painting // Eagleton // The Fight // Road Trip // The Bubble // Li’l Sebastian

Season Four

I’m Leslie Knope // Ron and Tammys // Born & Raised // Pawnee Rangers // Meet N Greet // End of the World // The Treaty // Smallest Park // The Trial of Leslie Knope // Citizen Knope // The Comeback Kid // Campaign Ad // Bowling for Votes // Operation Ann // Dave Returns // Sweet Sixteen // Campaign Shake-Up // Lucky // Live Ammo // The Debate // Bus Tour // Win, Lose, or Draw

Season Five

Ms. Knope Goes to Washington // Soda Tax // How a Bill Becomes a Law // Sex Education // Halloween Surprise // Ben’s Parents // Leslie vs. April // Pawnee Commons // Ron and Diane // Two Parties // Women in Garbage // Ann’s Decision // Emergency Response // Leslie and Ben // Correspondents’ Lunch // Bailout // Partridge  // Animal Control // Article Two // Jerry’s Retirement // Swing Vote // Are You Better Off?

Season Six

London // The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip off Classic // Doppelgängers // Gin It Up! // Filibuster // Recall Vote // Fluoride // The Cones of Dunshire // Second Chunce // New Beginnings // Farmers Market // Ann and Chris // Anniversaries // The Wall // New Slogan // Galentine’s Day // Prom // Flu Season 2 // One in 8,000 // Moving Up

Every Character I LoveCastiel (Supernatural)

“I remember the most remarkable event. Remarkable because it never came to pass. It was averted by two boys, an old drunk, and a fallen angel. The grand story, and we ripped up the ending, and the rules, and destiny, leaving nothing but freedom and choice. Which is all well and good, except… but what if I’ve made the wrong choice?”


If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.