MRS

"I was still in pigtails when my dad died, but I remember him coming home from a hunt. He’d burst through that door like, like Steve McQueen or something. And he’d sweep me up in his arms, and I’d breathe in that old leather jacket of his. And my mom, who was sour and pissed from the minute he left, she started smiling again. And we were… we were a family. You wanna know why I want to do the job? For him. It’s my way of being close to him. Now tell me what’s wrong with that."

I have been kind of tense lately. Just thinking about the new Star Wars sequel.

  • me: forgets i'm wearing eyeliner
  • me: rubs eyelid
  • me: who the hell is bucky
  • *character shows signs of possible attraction to more than one gender*
  • me: omg what if they're bi??
  • straight people: what if they're GAY?
  • straight people: what if they're STRAIGHT with an EXCEPTION?
  • straight people: what if they are a COLLECTIVE of SIXTEEN FISH imitating HUMAN ATTRACTION PATTERNS as a part of their DEVIOUS DISGUISE?